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Midget Robbery

A man is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. The midget drags a small stepladder over, and climbs up to admire the man's private parts close up. "Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Freaked out, but flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "I know this is a strange request," says the little guy, "but would you mind if I touched them?" Again, the man is taken aback, but seeing no real harm in it, consents. The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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An American on a London Street Corner

An American was waiting on a London street corner. An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,"'Ell yes! What did you expect - feathers?!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Camera and Condom

Q: What does a camera and a condom have in common?
A: They both capture that magic moment.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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