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Apple Pie

Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?
A: You can eat your mums apple pie

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Gang Banger Bikers

Two bikers were talking at a bar. "How's married life?" asks the first. "It's fine," says the second. "How's the sex?" asks the first. "Fine," says the second, "At least I don't have to wait in line!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Bar Jokes , Profession Jokes (Biker Jokes)
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The Coincidence

A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron. He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating." "What a coincidence,"  said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too". She clinked glasses with him and asked, "What are you celebrating?" "I'm a chicken farmer," he replied. "For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "What a coincidence, the woman said. "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"  How did your chickens become fertile?"  she asked. "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes)
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