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Five Minutes To Midnight

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20." Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes." 

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Two Sperm Swimming Around

These two sperm were swimming around, doing their thing when one sperm asks the other; "Hey, are we almost there? Is this the fallopian tube?" Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Pink & Purple

Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
A: Your girlfriend's grip.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Funny Thoughts
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