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Curious

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Cheap Hooker

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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Kermit

Q: What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?
A: Kermit's Dick

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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