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Breakfast Fight
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the doctor. "Getting a second opinion!"
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Circumcised Men
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off.
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The Neighbor Needs a Vase
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor to chit chat the afternoon away. She walked in and said "my god you look so depressed." The neighbor said " you bet I am, look what my damn husband sent me...six dozen roses. Now you know what that means I'm going to have to spend this whole weekend on my back with my legs spread." " Now that's really silly, why don't you use a vase?"
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