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Three guys named Larry

Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?" The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Mountain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime." The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up." The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels." The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor." The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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Your Wife and Bonuses

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Categories: Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Cvlkiller

Snowpeople

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.

Categories: Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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