School Jokes

College Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" One student asked, "How much for a season pass?"

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Redneck Teaching Sex Ed

Q: Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?
A: They needed the car for driver's ed.

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Insects At School

Q: What do insects learn at school?
A: Mothmatics!

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