School Jokes

Michigan State Fans

Q: What do you get when you have a basement full of Michigan State fans?
A: A whine cellar.

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Teacher's Note

Tommy's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Tommy seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."

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Marathon Students

Q: Why do marathon runners become good students?
A: Because education pays off in the long run!

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