Window Seat

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just come from the hair salon and didn't want it blown around too much.

Chicken Cross the Road Answers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job from a decent , hard-working American."
A: Dr. Seuss answers this question: "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why? It's not been told."
A: Grandpa answers this question: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us."
A: And Colonel Sanders answers this question: "I missed one?"

Heading to Disney

Q: What do the New England Patriots and Measles have in common?
A: They both got to go Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something.