Disaster Plans

Q: Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
A: So men can think about solutions without distractions.

Mechanical Whore?

Q: Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
A: She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

Lil and Dynamite

There was a horny young lady named Lil,
Who fucked dynamite sticks for a thrill.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her tits in Brazil!