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Gross Grosser Grossest

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

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Pencils

Q: How can you tell a blonde is under stress?
A: She's got her tampax behind one ear and she can't find her pen!

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Boat and Pussy

Q: What is the difference between a boat and a p***y?
A: The first one cuts through water, the second one waters through a cut.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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