Riddles

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Elton John

Q: Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
A: Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

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Women's Driver's Licenses

Q: Why don't women need driver's licenses?
A: Because there are no roads between the laundry room and the kitchen!

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Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

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