Religion Jokes - Nun / Priest Jokes

Lord, Forgive Me

A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson, were you gambling?"
Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked, "Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?" Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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Nun Passed Bar Exam

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: A sister-in-law.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Boyle Sat in a Belfast Confessional

Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad!" "All right, my son," admonished the priest. "For penance, finish off the stations!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes)
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