Mr. Tea

Q: How does Moses make tea?
A: He brews it.

Jew Praying to God

A Jew having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother, prays sincerely to God to improve his life.
God is very pleased with his prayer, and grants him one wish, just one!
The Jew says okay God, thanks, my one and only wish is - 'I want my Mom to see my wife putting one hundred million dollars worth of diamonds around the neck of each of my 5 children, in my Rolls Royce parked next to our 2 Ferraris and 2 Lamborghinis near the enclosed heated Olympic sized swimming pool of our new 50,000 sq.ft. bungalow in our 50 acre property in Beverly Hills.'
God: Damn it! I still have a lot to learn from these Jews!

Half Jew Half Italian

Q: Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
A: He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.