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Jewish

Why haven't I ever met a full blooded Jew?
All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ish.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Submitted BY: galacticleofin

Two Irishmen Digging A Ditch

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. "Ah, will you look at that?" One ditch digger said. "What's our world comin' to when men of th' cloth are visitin' such places?" A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and quietly slipped inside. "Do you believe that?" The workman exclaimed. "Why, 'tis no wonder th' young people today are so confused, what with the example clergymen set for them." After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly entered the whore house. "Ah, what a pity," the digger said, leaning on his shovel. "One of th' poor lasses must be ill."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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Jewish Doctor

A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes)
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