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Everyone Makes Mistakes
When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
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Men's Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:
God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!
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Chemist's Fast Prayer
Chemist's fast prayer: Dear Lord, if I mix sodium with concentrated HNO3, and add to it Plutonium, would you take care of me?
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