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Cannibal Got a Religion
Q: What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
A: He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
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Lemon Pennance
A guy goes into the church confessional and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I slept with five different women last night.” The priest says, “Go home, squeeze five lemons into a glass, and drink it all as fast as you can.” “And I will be forgiven?” asks the man. “No,” the priest says, “but it will wipe that smirk off your face.”
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Blondes in Tanning Salon
One day two blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, "Okay," she filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
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