Religion Jokes - Catholic Jokes

Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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Maternity Ward

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.”
The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.”
The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Jokes about Families
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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Irish Catholic Family

Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest. He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, "Nine children is certainly a full house." "Well," she replies, "I don't know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air." "Yes," says the priest, "your legs."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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