Religion Jokes

Religion Sampler

So I went to a mixed religion convention. The Christian Priest came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” I smiled and told him I was not paralysed. The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. The Mullah came, took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!” I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me” The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!” I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After the sermons, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Buddhism Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Muslim Bookstore

The other day, I was walking through the mall and noticed that a new Muslim bookstore had opened. I wondered exactly what was in a Muslim bookstore so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?" The clerk said, "Fuck off!  Get out and Stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Mexico Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
Anonymous

Big mix-UP

One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton and an extremely religious guy named Phil who's only wish was to meet the Virgin Mary.   Bill and Phil both died. Heaven and Hell got all mixed up that day, so the religious guy went to hell and Bill went to heaven, but only for about 20 minutes.  On their way back, they bumped into each other and Phil said, "Oh, my ONLY hope in the world is to see the Virgin Mary".  Bill Clinton replied,  "Sorry buddy, you're 15 minutes late!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Airplane Jokes (Crash Jokes)
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