Religion Jokes

God Is Woman

God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.

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Jesus Abs

Q: Why did Jesus have such nice abs?
A: He did CrossFit.

Anonymous

Sex Before Communion

A concerned girl asked the priest, "Father, is it a sin to have sex before receiving communion?" He replied, "Only if you block the aisle."

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