Amazon Missionary

A missionary is sent to the Amazon forest to spread the word of the Lord to the isolated tribes who are completely unaware of the outside world. He spends years learning the local language and translating scripture. One day, he addresses the village who has gathered to hear him speak. "My friends, humanity has sinned. You must accept God's love or be sent to the underworld and tormented with hellfire forever."
An old tribesman looks up at the missionary and asks him: "If we didn't know about God and sins, would we still be cast into hell?" "Of course not." the holy man tells him.
"Then why the fuck did you tell us?"

Tupac and Biggie

Q: Why did Tupac and Biggie go to Heaven?
A: They both got Faith!

Black White And Red

Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A nun in a car accident.