Religion Jokes

God Gave Women Belly Buttons

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Anonymous

God Is Woman

God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.

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Anonymous

Jesus Abs

Q: Why did Jesus have such nice abs?
A: He did CrossFit.

Anonymous
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