Religion Jokes

Jewish Love of Air

Q: Why do Jewish people love air?
A: Because it's free.

Categories: Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: tangilberta

Maternity Ward

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.”
The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.”
The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Protestant Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Jokes about Families
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Submitted BY: Anonymous

A Nun's Ass

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race. But then she realized that they cost way too much, so instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she enters it into a contest and it comes in third. The headlines read, ''Nun's Ass Chokes.'' The next day, she entered it in another competition and this time it came in first. The headlines were, ''Nun's Ass Wins Grand Prize.'' The following day, the owner scratched the donkey from the race. The headlines read, ''Booker Scratches Nun's Ass.''
And on the next day, the nun sold the donkey for a really cheap price. The headlines were ''Nun Sells Her Ass for $5.''

Categories: Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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