Mohel Retirement

A mohel, after 20 years in the business, decides to retire. He thinks that maybe now he could use the foreskins for something. He brings all of them to a leather worker, and asks him to make something out of all the foreskins. He says, "Sure, come back in two weeks, I'll make something special." Two weeks later, the mohel returns. The leather maker presents him a gorgeous wallet. The mohel looks at it and asks, "It's a wonderful wallet, but that's all that you could get from the thousands of foreskins? It's so tiny." The leather maker responded, "Watch when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase."

Jewish American Princess

Q: Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
A: She can't stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.

Good Holiday Deed

A worker in the post office is sorting through the mail when she sees a letter addressed to "God." She opens it up and finds a handwritten note from an old lady. The note says she desperately needs $200 dollars to pay her heating bills, and she has nowhere else to turn. She hoped God could figure out a way to send her the money. It’s getting close to holiday season, so the kind hearted postal worker decides to take up a collection. She ends up getting $150 and mails the cash to the lady. A few weeks later, there’s another letter addressed to God from the same old woman. The worker opens it up, and it says: "Dear God, Thank you so much for the money you sent. It helped me through a difficult time and I’m glad that I have faith. However, I received only $150. Those damn postal workers must have the other $50!"