Maybe Later

A young couple bring their new baby home and the wife suggests that her husband try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he says. “I’ll do the next one.” Next time the baby’s diaper needs changing she asks him again. The husband says, “I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”

Marriage and Tornado

Q: What do marriage and a tornado have in common?
A: Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking, and then next thing you know your house is gone!

Magic Mirror

A women came home one day with a mirror and told her husband it was magic. Her husband told her to prove it.
She said watch, ''Mirror, mirror on the wall, make my boobs biggest of all.'' Sure enough, they grew huge. The husband was amazed and said, "Ooh, oooh, let me try! Mirror, mirror show me more, make my dick touch the floor.'' His legs fell off.