Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Wife Woes

My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!

Submitted BY: Howdy Doody

Ant-Elope

Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!

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Maybe Later

A young couple bring their new baby home and the wife suggests that her husband try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he says. “I’ll do the next one.” Next time the baby’s diaper needs changing she asks him again. The husband says, “I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”

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