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My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
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3 Times a Virgin
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked her how that could be possible. "Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before we could consummate the marriage." "The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day." "The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
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Ant-Elope
Q: Why did the ant-elope?
A: Nobody gnu!
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