Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Helicopter Ride

A man and his wife go to a county fair for 50 years and every year the man said he would love to go on the helicopter but his wife said £50 is £50. One year the pilot heard this and said if you don't make a sound on the flight you can ride for free. So the pilot did everything he could to make them make a sound even loop the loops and at the end the pilot said, "Congratulations you didn't make a sound." The man said, "I almost made a sound when my wife fell out but £50 is £50."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Travel Jokes , Money Jokes
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How To Get Rid Of Roaches

Q: How does the single woman get rid of roaches?
A: She asks them for a commitment.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Losing a Husband

Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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