Relationship Jokes - Marriage Jokes

Man Opens Car Door for Wife

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is!

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Submitted BY: darmira

Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Submitted BY: Kemp2288

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

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