Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Old And Overweight

A wife asked her husband, "Honey, will you still love me when I am old and overweight?" The man replied, "Yes, I do."

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NY Times Ad

Ad seen in the New York Times... FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f#*#ing everything.

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Young Love

A older couple are driving down the highway when another car passed them. The woman notices the occupants of the other car are young and obviously in love. The girl is sitting very close to her boyfriend as they cruise down the highway. This causes the woman to think back to when she and her husband were young and in love, and wondering where the show of affection had disappeared to over the years. Finally she says to her husband, "Remember when we used to be like that young couple? Where did the love go, honey?" He quietly replied, "I haven't moved...."

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