Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Blonde and The Coke Machine

This blonde was at a Coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded, "I'm not gonna quit until I stop winning."

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Clever Men

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?
SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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Favorite Position

I should have known that my last relationship wasn't gonna last because it's not a good sign when your girlfriend's favorite position in bed is the fetal position.

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