Virginia Crazy Law

• Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
• It is illegal to tickle women.
• Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
• (Repealed) You may not work on Sunday.
• (Repealed) Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
• It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
• There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
• Police radar detectors are illegal.
• It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
• (Repealed) You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc.
• (Repealed) You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday.
• (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977) No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
• A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.
• It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
• Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperon.
• A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
• Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
• It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
• It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
• It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
• It is unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.
• If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.
• It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.
• It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.
• It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

Who Is In Control

At a recent interview, it seems that Bill Clinton broke out in rage after being asked a line of questions about him being controlled. Interviewer: "Who pulls your strings, Bill? What special interests control you?" Clinton (visibly upset): "You leave Hillary out of this!"

He Gives It All

The man says: "With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow."