Relationship Jokes - Man Criticizes Woman

Wife vs Job

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

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Cheating Wife

A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the doctor, "Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes)
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What's She Got...?

An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit quite contently holding the old guys's penis. One day she goes down to the rec. room and is mortified to find her man with another woman holding his penis. "What's she got that I don't have" she says. He looks up with a large smile on his face and replies "Parkinson's"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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