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Roving Eyes

My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by. My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table. My girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her?" To which I stuttered, "Ummmm...1968, perhaps?"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous

Chinese Anniversary

Went to a Chinese restaurant today with my new girlfriend to celebrate our two month anniversary. The philosophical message in my fortune cookie read, "Every exit is an entrance."
Long story short, my girlfriend said no.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
Anonymous
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