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If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small boobs.

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Marry Me

My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.

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Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

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