Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Genius Boyfriend

A worried father confronted his daughter one night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it." "Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Pregnancy Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Anonymous

Talk with God

MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.
GOD: I know, I made her that way so you would love her.
MAN: God, she has such beautiful blue eyes.
GOD: I know I made them for her so you would love her.
MAN: There is only one thing wrong with her. She is a little dense.
GOD: I know..I made her that way so she could love YOU!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes)
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Anonymous

AM Winner

My girlfriend and I have a competition every morning to see who gets out of bed first when our alarms go off.
You snooze, you lose.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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