Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Misunderstood

My coworker was eating an ice cream cone on her lunch break when she caught me staring at her. "Hey what's up?" she said. "Oh nothing, it's just that I want to ask for something but I'm afraid you'll misunderstand me," I replied. "Haha don't worry, I won't," she said reassuringly.
"I wanna lick it," I said. She quickly extends the ice cream cone to me, to which I said, "I knew you'd misunderstand."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (Office Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Made for Each Other

A friend of mine had told me he signed up with one of these on-line dating services.  So, I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Anonymous

K9 Passing

My girlfriend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog.
She was furious, she said, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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