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Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Under Arrest
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
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Expensive Date
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
, Word Play Jokes
, Sex Jokes
(Prostitute Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
(Dating Jokes)
, Relationship Jokes
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Newspaper Ad Looking for a Man
A woman places an ad in the local newspaper that reads:
Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.
Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?!?”
Categories:
Ads & Newspapers
(Classifieds)
, Relationship Jokes
(Dating Jokes)
, Sex Jokes
(Private Parts)
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