Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Blonde Dating

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

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Under Arrest

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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Expensive Date

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her, "Why is it every time I go out with you, I end up spending hundreds of dollars?" She answered, "Because I'm a prostitute."

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