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Expansion Test
Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
A: When she can fit into your wife's clothes.
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Submitted BY: durtylub
Old Age Flirtation
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom -- where else?!"
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