Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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Excuses for Refusing Dates

Your Age : Excuse
17 : Need to wash my hair
25 : Need to wash and condition my hair
35 : Need to color my hair
48 : Need to have Francois color my hair
66 : Need to have Francois color my wig

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Expansion Test

Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? 
A: When she can fit into your wife's clothes.

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