Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Cockpit Talk

Two pilots, Rick and Dick, are flying when they start talking about the new flight attendant. Rick said, "Have you seen Svetlana, she's absolutely stunning." Dick replied, "Seen her? I already did her after a flight last week!" Rick said, "Wow man, was she good?" Dick replied, "Well she's not as good as other flight attendants but still better than my wife." So Rick said, "Well I gotta try this out."
So after the flight he gets a drink with Svetlana and one thing leads to another. The next flight Dick asks, "So, what did you think?"
Rick replied, "You're right, we do have hotter flight attendants, but she was definitely still better than your wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
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Operation

Took a girl out on a date. It went really well, we had a lot in common, especially our love of TV medical dramas.
So for our next date I'm taking her to the theater

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Khoisan Love

I met my girlfriend at a Khoisan language class.
We just clicked.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips
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