Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Expansion Test

Q: How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? 
A: When she can fit into your wife's clothes.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Riddles
Submitted BY: durtylub

Old Age Flirtation

Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends... ." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom -- where else?!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Cockpit Talk

Two pilots, Rick and Dick, are flying when they start talking about the new flight attendant. Rick said, "Have you seen Svetlana, she's absolutely stunning." Dick replied, "Seen her? I already did her after a flight last week!" Rick said, "Wow man, was she good?" Dick replied, "Well she's not as good as other flight attendants but still better than my wife." So Rick said, "Well I gotta try this out."
So after the flight he gets a drink with Svetlana and one thing leads to another. The next flight Dick asks, "So, what did you think?"
Rick replied, "You're right, we do have hotter flight attendants, but she was definitely still better than your wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
Anonymous
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