Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Sex Drive

"I admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

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Submitted BY: Phyllis Diller

Who Needs A Husband?

Who needs a man...my dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace smokes a lot, my cat slinks home in the early morning hours, and I have a physician who looks me over regularly.

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Man Scaring

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

  1. Get away or I'll call the police!
  2. I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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