Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Last Chance

Told my girlfriend she had one last chance to do something with my penis or we were through.
She's blown it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

You Might Be A Redneck 53

You might be a redneck if...

  • You think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.
  • You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
  • You don't think Jeff's jokes are funny.
  • Your house has a kickstand.
  • You drive around a parking lot for fun.
  • Your girlfriend has ever called YOUR parents "Ma and Pa".
  • You have to duct tape your gloves on.
  • You've ever pruned your trees with a shotgun.
  • Someone says they spotted Bigfoot and you go buy tickets to the tractor pull.
  • You think that Marlboro is a cologne.

Categories: Redneck Jokes (You Might Be a Redneck) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Political Dating

My girlfriend dumped me because she didn’t agree with my politics.
I’m right and she left.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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