Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Frigid Girlfriend

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go on

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Riddles
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Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Three Beautiful Daughters

A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" "No." The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" "No." The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
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