Crossword

My girlfriend passed me the crossword to see if I could fill in the last two answers. The first clue "The force on an object due to gravity" and the second "The salt waters that cover the greater part of the Earth's surface"
Can I finish it? Weight and sea.

Introvert Dating

Q: What's an introverts best pick up line?
A: Why don't I go back to my place?

Marriage Advice And Quotes

• A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. - Guitry
• Ah Mozart! He was happily married, but his wife wasn't. - Borge
• Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
• And I shall love thee still my dear, until my wife is wise.
• Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
• Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
• By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates