Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Smart Phone Trouble

My girlfriend texted me "helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative"
Anybody know what "ternative" means?

Anonymous

Samples Needed

My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen. I told him, "Just give them your underwear."

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Anonymous

Going Through Hell

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

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