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Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?" "Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." "But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep. "That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
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Can't Win
My girlfriend got annoyed because I didn't have a pet name for her, then went crazy when I started calling her "Rover"
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Product Failure
Baby wipes are useless. I've used a full packet on my girlfriend and she's still pregnant.
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