Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Love Graph

I'm making a graph of my past relationships...
I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis.

Anonymous

Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Anonymous

Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

Anonymous
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