Relationship Jokes - Dating Jokes

Chinese Date

I asked a chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Anonymous

Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

Anonymous

Attraction

I consider myself somewhat of a pussy magnet...
...but with my recent luck I think the polarity is wrong.

Anonymous
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