Hillary's Early Morning

Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 a.m.?
A: To make sure she's the First Lady.

Engaged To Kate and Edith

An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.
They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him, "Get out of our lives you rascal.  We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

Saintly Naivete

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day.  My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.