Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

Enough Duff

Q: When asked why she was divorcing her hubby, NHL hockey star Mike Comrie, what did Hilary Duff say?
A: “Because he kept pucking around on me.”

Categories: Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Written By: kimmyalan

Kiss Me!

"Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me." But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not. How can I? I'm your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn'teven be lying here making love."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother-in-law Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.  This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.  He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked,  "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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