China Surprise

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

Kiss Me!

"Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me." But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not. How can I? I'm your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn'teven be lying here making love."