Relationship Jokes - Cheater Jokes

What's He Up To

Q: How can you tell if a man's playing around?
A: He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Riddles
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Cockpit Talk

Two pilots, Rick and Dick, are flying when they start talking about the new flight attendant. Rick said, "Have you seen Svetlana, she's absolutely stunning." Dick replied, "Seen her? I already did her after a flight last week!" Rick said, "Wow man, was she good?" Dick replied, "Well she's not as good as other flight attendants but still better than my wife." So Rick said, "Well I gotta try this out."
So after the flight he gets a drink with Svetlana and one thing leads to another. The next flight Dick asks, "So, what did you think?"
Rick replied, "You're right, we do have hotter flight attendants, but she was definitely still better than your wife."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Pilot Jokes)
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Clinton After Sex

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Riddles , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
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