Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Broken Heart

Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

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Breakup

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Anonymous

Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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