Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Breakup

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.

Anonymous

Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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Anonymous

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Anonymous
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