A Sudden Change of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours Always and Truly,
John
 
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

Broken Heart

Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

Breakup

My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her.
It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine.