Pig Breakup

Q: Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
A: He was a boar !

Single Drummer

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

A Sudden Change of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours Always and Truly,
John
 
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.