Relationship Jokes - Break-up Jokes

Single Drummer

Q: What do you call a drummer who has just broken up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

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Broken Heart

Q: What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowman?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

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Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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